Aries (March 21-April 19) Drama doesn’t become you. Aries was born to do action movies, either as someone at the helm or as protagonist. So drop the internal monologue and self-pity. Get into those clothes that make you look and feel great. You’re off to fight villains (you know who they are in your life) and save the world this week. Repeat after us: I am Wonder Woman.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) The heat will bring more trouble than you bargained for this week. As Venus rules Taurus, you will find your sensuality heightened by rising temperatures. You will need a bit of cooling down on more than one occasion, and you might find yourself in a few possibly compromising and awkward situations. Beware the heavily perfumed stranger (it can be any gender). Likewise, be mindful of your pheromones. Take lots of showers.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Begin the day with an inner smile, and you’ll find it easier to laugh at whatever life throws your way later in the day. Geminis are known for their great sense of humor, and you are no exception. So even though many of your colleagues may not be in as bubbly a mood as you are, you have more than enough of that positive energy to uplift them. Go and be the irrepressible virus that you are!
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Cancer always looks out for family, and she knows that a simple Filipino breakfast does wonders for the soul. But if you really want to make a proper omelette, you’d have to break a few eggs. Discipline has to be the first order of the day for the kids. You can feed them a whole lot of love the rest of the week.
Leo (July 23 to August 22) The women of Leo always thrive on attention and being neglected by the hubby is an unforgivable sin. So if you have to roar to get him to notice you, why, go ahead and roar your loudest. Or you can just pounce on him and bite down—not too hard though! Keep in mind that you just want a bit of quality time, but if it's the kind that ends up in bed, well, he more than made up for his momentary lack of attenton. Virgo (August 23-September 22) When it comes to that one household chore you love doing, don’t put your back into it. Whether it’s washing the dishes or vacuuming or picking up after everyone’s mess, don’t bend over for anyone or anything. Keep that spine straight. If you don’t stress it today, it won’t ache tomorrow. Being the perfectionist that is Virgo doesn’t mean you have to suffer for it.
Libra (September 23-October 22) Never one to shy away from difficult conversations or controversial topics, the Libra that you are is nevertheless finally finding many of your friends’ partisan posts on social media tiresome. Post a caveat on your wall telling them to shut up and shape up. Really, you can’t wait for May 9 to come and go. It’s like everyone’s gone crazier than your kids on sugar overload.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21) It’s a dry, hot wind that’s going to be blowing in this summer of your life. So keep dabbing on that moisturizer and stay hydrated. Drink deep and often from the wellspring of friendship. Skip the coffee and the wine and go for the fruit juice. Girl talk remains indispensable and the other gals know that Scorpio is always loyal and trustworthy. You could all do with less sugar so no cookies. Find something healthier to nibble on.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) Every fool deserves a second chance. Even you. So head on back to the store where you last saw your heart’s desire and buy it. True love is all the justification that you need. Know this though, the cost is going to hit you where it hurts. But you already know that anyway.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19) You are the zodiac’s most goal-oriented sign. You keep lists, either on the refrigerator door, in your handheld gadget, or in your head. You find that pursuing a career is actually easy, even as you are raising a family. Take notice though that you do have a tendency to get pulled deeply into your work. Keep in mind that relationships have to be maintained at home and nurtured. No overtime please.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18) One great attribute of Aquarius is that she is a progressive thinker. Oftentimes you find your opinions way ahead or vastly different from the rest of the pack. This week will be no different. Don’t hammer others too hard on the head if you find them obtuse and resistant to your ideas. Be creative and patient. You know the exasperated look your kids give you when they say that you don’t get them? Well, that’s how you sometimes look at your friends and relatives too.
Pisces (February 19-March 20) Pisces has a kind and sincere heart. The world will be most in need of your soothing presence this week. Make yourself felt even if you just want to quietly listen. Somebody will need holding hands and my even cry on your shoulder. Bring along some comfort food.