By Julian Vorpal
Looking for ideas for a sizzling, sexy Valentine’s Day with your man? Or do you feel that you need a spark to get the fires burning for a more passionate Valentine’s weekend?
A “hot” Valentine’s isn’t just for newlyweds. Valentine’s is the perfect time to bring “hot” back to long-time marital relations.
Here are some naughty, raunchy and erotic gift ideas to give your man the right ideas for that day! Be warned. Read this only if you can take the steam!
1. La Senza Babydoll
Here’s an excuse to get both your hubby and yourself a Valentine’s Day treat! La Senza’s racy little numbers hint at delights to come while leaving a bit to the imagination. He’ll have a smile ten-miles-wide after seeing you wearing this matching panty and babydoll top.Price: P1800+
Photo from lasenza.com
2. Fantasy Sex by Lisa Sweet
This handy little guide gives great tips on bedroom role-playing, from dominant-submissive situations to experimenting with different personas and fetishes. Add more zing into your relationship by dressing up and losing your inhibitions as you get into the roles you portray (schoolgirl, clergy, Na’Vi, Wookiee, etc.) while exploring your wilder side!Price: P489**
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3. Liquid V for Men (or Women) Stimulating Gel
For some all-night action without the health risks of Viagra, give your guy some Liquid V. Just a drop or two where it counts (where you put it depends on which version you bought) will keep either of you capable of feats of orgasmic endurance and genital resilience that you didn’t think possible.Price: P1800 for 30ml*
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4. La Senza Perfectly Me Garter Skirt
Your man will be reduced to a drooling idiot when he sees you strutting your stuff in this scintillating lacy little garter skirt. This low-rise piece is 83% nylon, has adjustable garters and has little satin roses and bow details.Price: P1300+
Photo from lasenza.com
5. Anne Hooper’s Pocket Kama Sutra
A literary as well as a sexual classic, this Sanskrit text combines ancient wisdom with the practical instruction of a modern sex guide. The Pocket Kama Sutra has many full color photos depicting various techniques from foreplay and kissing to sensual massage to actual coitus. Many of the positions described here are designed for maximum pleasure as well as erotic value. No boudoir should be without this handy little book.Price: P1500*
Photo from alcowarez.net
6. Like a Virgin Kit Tightening Pleasure Gel and Ben Wa Balls
This two-in-one kit is designed to further enhance coitus by special gels which enhance vaginal sensitivity while tightening the skin and muscles of the vaginal wall. The Ben Wa balls are a centuries-old sexual aid that assist in the pleasure process by providing additional sensations to both partners.
Price: P2285
Photo from rabbitvibratorsgalore.com
7. Doc Johnson Mini-Mini Rabbit
This cute little vibrating bunny is designed to aid you and your partner in stimulating each other’s erogenous zones. Built with a powerful motor and multi-speed touch control, this naughty little toy is guaranteed to entertain you both for hours on end. Comes in white and pink.Price: P1500*
Photo from mastomatic2.com
8. Z.E.N. Flavored Lubricating Jelly
Try some of this lubricating jelly and you and the man in your life need not worry about being too dry for playtime. It’s true what it says on the label – it’s non-toxic, non-irritating, smells great and according to someone very close to me, the strawberry and almond flavors it comes in taste great. It may be an inexpensive gift, but it’s what you do with it that matters more.Price: P100***
9. A Night (or more) at Victoria Court
Leave the kids with lola and lolo and book a stay at Victoria Court. You’ll get comfort, style and ambiance that swings from unconventional (Passion, Okiya, Stardust) to historically significant (Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Oval Office) to straight-out-of-his-fantasies (The Matrix, X-Men, Pussycat Dolls) with dozens and dozens of rooms to choose from. The service can’t be beat and the place is cleaner than many five-star hotels. A warning – they don’t allow reservations during weekends. However, Valentine’s Day falls on a Monday, so you’d better call them ASAP as they fill up faster than a gas station before a price hike.Price: P1695+ for Standard rooms, P2595+ for De Luxe rooms and P4795+ for the Thematic rooms
Photo from victoriacourt.biz
10. A Trip to the Digital Playground
If you and your partner are really open minded it would be a lot of fun for both of you to get into the mood with a movie from Digital Playground. This is one of the most successful and safest (if you’re worried about computer viruses) adult sites on the web with a commitment to quality content and value for money. Of course, the (not-so) best things in life are free (and downloadable)… I’m sure you know what I mean.Price: Up to $9 or more for streaming feed, $60 for a DVD (not including shipping)
*Available at The Pleasure Place, Metrowalk Commercial Complex, Ortigas, Pasig City
**Available at Fully Booked
***Available at Z.E.N. in Legazpi Market, Legazpi St., every Sunday
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Julian Vorpal, Contributor
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