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Title: pick up lines
Post by: nikaygelo on March 05, 2012, 06:56:22 pm
share naman po kayo ng pick up lines nyo.. ;)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: mommy_tl on March 06, 2012, 11:31:49 am
This was chatted to me by hubby last week.


Hubby: Alam mo para kang pangalan ko..
Me: Kasi?
Hubby: Pano pag wala ka na? Sino na ako?

#kilig
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: nikaygelo on March 06, 2012, 12:48:50 pm
Boy: stethoscope ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kaw lang kase nakakarinig ng tibok ng puso ko eh.. ;D
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: rozzy on March 06, 2012, 01:29:48 pm
@mommy_tl, hook na hook ako sa pick-up line na shinare mo... :) Kakatuwa talaga pati rin sa share ni sis dja28...
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: nikaygelo on March 06, 2012, 01:35:01 pm
meron pa po ako..

Boy: Tricycle ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sarap mo kaseng "sakyan" hanggang "labasan"

double meaning hehe
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: Lhizlie_81 on March 06, 2012, 01:58:30 pm
LOL
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: purplemom on March 06, 2012, 02:03:41 pm
eto naman cheesy pero pang summer... :)

Boy: Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
Girl:  Bakit?
Boy: Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: apple on March 06, 2012, 02:10:22 pm
boy:  may kulang sa pangalan mo
girl:  ano?
boy:  apelyido ko..   ;D
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: mommy_tl on March 06, 2012, 02:14:39 pm
@mommy_tl, hook na hook ako sa pick-up line na shinare mo... :) Kakatuwa talaga pati rin sa share ni sis dja28...

naku sis..buong araw akong kinilig nyan..hindi kasi ugali ni hubby eh..pati ako nabigla..dapat tayo din, sabihan natin sila ng ganyan.. :)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: nikaygelo on March 06, 2012, 03:47:47 pm
Palay ka ba?
Bakit?
Sarap mo bayuhin eh!!

corny..
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: rozzy on March 06, 2012, 04:53:45 pm
@sis mommy_tl, nakakakilig nga. Hehe! At isa pa alam mo yung empty sya kasi wala ka... :)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: tiny_yabbi on March 07, 2012, 04:36:14 am


wow ayus yan ah.. lam nyo ba mga sis pick up lines ang trip namin ni hubby paggusto namen magpapansin sa isat isa sometimes green or romantic.  Eto pick up lines yung gusto ko sa mga sinabi niya sakin na kinilig naman ako hehe

Para tayong Wifi..
Kasi we got a strong connection.


Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo?
Ang maka-feeling ka!


Calculator ka ba?
 Kasi sayo pa lang, solved na ko.
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: nikaygelo on March 07, 2012, 01:21:09 pm
Google ka ba?
Bakit?
Nasa na lahat ng hinahanap ko..

Kagabi yan ang pick up lines ng hubby hehe
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: sunshine23m on March 07, 2012, 02:14:26 pm


pedro: KANAL ka ba?

juan: baket???

pedro: "kase,tan** lang nahuhulog sayo eh"
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: youngmom25 on March 11, 2012, 03:36:25 pm
eto yung pickup line saken kanina ni hubby...

May NOTEBOOK kaba?

 Pa-takenote naman na MAHAL KITA.

kiligmuch. hahaha  :D :D
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: drrubencflores on April 24, 2012, 08:42:01 pm
NAGKAKASAKIT AKO SA PANAHON NA ITO!!!!!!!!!!!
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panahong wala ka sa tabi ko!  8)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: chel_928 on May 08, 2012, 01:44:56 pm
lamesa ka ba?

bakit?

kasi ang sarap mong patungan  ;)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: happymama on May 08, 2012, 09:44:49 pm
pasali




boy:  cactus kaba?

girl :  bakit? :)

boy:  kasi yayakapin kita, kahit na nasasaktan na ako.
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: danel_em on June 19, 2012, 11:42:11 pm
^chel_928 hahaha natawa ako dun ah.. well may reply jan:

upuan ka ba?
kasi sarap mo upuan :)))

corny nun hahaha
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: chel_928 on June 20, 2012, 09:40:43 am
heheh

ketchup ka ba?

BAKIT?

kasi gusto ko sanang isawsaw ang hotdog ko  :o
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: rozzy on June 20, 2012, 01:32:36 pm
Got one from hubby:

Bolero ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi hanggang balikat lang kita... :D


Have a great afternoon! :)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: mamacharis on June 20, 2012, 03:40:43 pm
eto pinakasikat pero feeling ko maasar kayo sakin..

kotse ka ba?

bakit?

ang ingles ng kotse ay car  BOOOOOM!!
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: mommyness on June 20, 2012, 03:56:29 pm
pick up line na natututunan ng anak kong 3 years old sa mga tita niya!!

(medyo kadiri ah)   :D

1. tae ka ba mommy?
     bakit naman?
    eh kasi mahal na mahal kiTAE!!! (ewww haha)

2. si sadako kaba mommy?
    bakit nanaman??
    eh kasi pag nawala ka sad-ako eh!!!!   :o

3. kape ka ba mommy?
   oh bakit nanaman??
  eh kasi ang hot hot mo eh!!! boom!!!!
  anak nga kita!!!  ;D
 
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: rozzy on June 20, 2012, 04:38:06 pm
Naisip ko yung isa pang share ni hubby sakin:

Secret ka ba???

Bakit?

Eh kasi ikaw lang nakakaalam na maganda ka...

Hehe! :D
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: 2gud4u on June 20, 2012, 04:57:36 pm
pick up line ng pamangkin ko sa brother ko(father niya) habang nakain sila.

pamangkin: papa aso ka ba?
kuya ko: bakit?
pamangkin: kasi kumakain ka ng buto.

hindi ko alam kung nagpapatawa o iniinis ang papa niya pero sobra akong napatawa sa line na yan.
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: Angela Zhane on July 05, 2012, 11:26:41 pm
Boy 1: Bobo ka ba?

Boy 2: Bakit?

Boy 1: Kasi dalawa na tayo. ;D
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: Blake on July 06, 2012, 12:00:08 am
habang nasa bus kami noon ng tatay ng anak ko...

me: patingin nga ng kamay mo..
bf: (abot niya sakin kamay niya..)
me: di naman pala malaki eh... ba't hawak mo buong mundo ko?
bf: ...

naniniwala akong kinikilig din at nagbblush din ang mga lalake. lalo na pag binigla mo ng mga ganitong trip.  ;D ;)
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: Rainebow Mom on August 01, 2012, 10:22:00 am
 Boy:  alam moh, naiinis ako sa facebook minsan..
Girl: BAKIT?
Boy: kasi palaging nagtatanong na "what's on your mind" , eh, ikaw lang naman ang laging nasa mind ko
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.. ayaw naman kitang i "share" , kasi, baka i-"like" ka ng iba .. boom!!!
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: trishevil on August 01, 2012, 01:40:40 pm
^like hahahha..galing!
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: tiny_yabbi on August 02, 2012, 06:56:09 am
AUz nga pick lines..... kakatuwa :))
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: luk_resha on August 06, 2012, 03:37:14 pm
recently eto ang trip namin ni hubby  ;D lalo na pag medyo in the mood mag loving loving  ;D ;D

me: mahal baril ka ba?
hubby: bakit?
me: paputok naman kahit isa lang
o db green na green hahaha sasagutin niya yan ng "kahit ilang putok pa"

hubby: alam mo bang manok ako?
me: ha? bakit?
hubby: kasi gusto kitang tukain ng tukain

and eto kagabi lang

hubby: mahal ulam ka ba?
me: bakit?
hubby: kasi gusto kitang papakin  :-*
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: Golda_Magsaysay on August 19, 2012, 11:28:52 am
hahaha ang kokorni!!!
Title: Re: pick up lines
Post by: YanYanYanYanYan on September 22, 2012, 02:18:03 pm

Ako: Kutsara ka ba?

Hubby: Bakit?

Ako: Kase papalapit ka palang napapanganga na ko eh..  ;D

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Hubby: Toothbrush ka ba?

Ako: bakit?

Hubby: kase napapangiti mo ko eh..



 ::)Korne!