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Re: Talking about our daughter's future..,,.,.
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2009, 09:45:48 am »

nakakatuwa talaga ang mga isip ng mga bata....basta basta n lang hihirit hihi....yung panganay ko nga nung mag a apat n taon sya..galing kami s mall...pauwi n kami tinanong b naman niya ko....''mommy,
asawa mo b si daddy?''  sabi ko ''opo'' sabay yakap ko s kanya...siguro lang napapansin niya n bakit yung ibang bata laging may kasama daddy...bakit kami wala...simula nun every 6 mths n umuwi asawa ko.thnx to my daughter he he
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Re: Talking about our daughter's future..,,.,.
« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2009, 09:41:15 pm »

share ko na rin anak ng officemate ko.  OFW kasi hubby niya, one month a year lang ang bakasyon.  3 years old pa lang ang anak.

at bedtime, pumasok na ang bata sa bedroom nila.  siyempre, sanay siya na sleep with his mama kasi lagi naman wala dun si papa niya.  and kakarating lang ng papa niya from abroad that afternoon.

to his mom: "ma, sleep na tayo.  si papa bakit hindi pa umuuwi sa bahay nila?" 
then he lookd to his dad: "pa, uwi ka na sa bahay mo kasi matutulog na kami ni mama.  lock mo ang gate paglabas mo ha, magagalit si mama..."
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Re: Talking about our daughter's future..,,.,.
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2009, 03:21:03 am »


sis..ang kulit naman ng daughter mo.. :)
pero tingin ko malayo ang mararating ng baby mo kasi she's smart. :)

--c schinina sbi ng daddy niya maging ob gyne daw sya pra yung kpatid niya pedia naman pra refer refer nlang ng hehe.
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thanks poh .,,

sana nga po mas maging smart pa siya and good girl

kakatuwas naman un refer k n lang ng refer

hahaha

sis how old r u n pla?
di ba young mom ka din?
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« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2009, 11:04:56 am »

May nagforward sa akin through email... share ko lang with you...

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.  "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs." I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly.  "All moms know this stuff.  It's on the Mom Test.  You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."
''Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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« Reply #79 on: August 25, 2009, 05:11:43 pm »

hahaha ... kaka tuwa ....
Mommies, na realize nyo na din ba how tough to be a mom?:)
Na kailangan laging alert yung mind natin sa pag sagot lahat ng mga itatanong ng mga anak natin?:)
share ko lang ...
With my 5 yr old daughter naranasan ko yung bigla ako tatanungin like ... "mama bakit hindi na lang sa taas ng cloud tyo nakatira?" ... at marami pang iba ...
Kaya kakatakot na baka may bigla tinanong yuna anak mo at di mo nasagot ng maayos no?:)

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kids say the darndest things!
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2009, 03:54:09 pm »

Hi spmoms! Nakakatuwa tlaga mga kids pag natuto na magsalita. Sometimes we get surprised by the things they say… minsan may pagkapilosopo, pero when you think about it, oo nga naman, makes sense. And they can get really funny… without even trying. :D

Share ko lang funny anecdotes with my 3 year old boy, jethro:

#1: Natutulog sa kwarto yung niece in law ko na 1 yr old.. umakyat c jethro… narinig ko nlang umiiyak na c NIL.
Me: jethro, ba’t umiiyak c janna?
Jethro: Eh kasi gising sya .. ala mommy niya. (bumaba kasi yung mommy niya, nag-CR)
Me: Eh ba’t sya gising? (bka kasi ginising niya or nagising sa kanya)
Jethro: E kasi di sya sleep eh.

Oo nga naman.. pag gising sya. Di sya sleep.

#2: Sobrang aga nagising ni jethro so naabutan niya kami ni daddy paalis na going to work. Ayun, nag-iiyak na.
Jethro: Daddy jogging tayo eh! (Sabi kasi ng daddy pg maaga sya gising, jogging sila….pag weekend)
Daddy : Sige anak sa sbado ha?..
Jethro: hindi. Gusto ko Jogging tayo ngayon. Huhuhu.
Daddy (desperate na): Hindi puede ngayon anak. Tingnan mo o, umuulan! (umuulan naman talaga)
Jethro: (iyak lalo) Hindi.. Payong tayo daddy! Huhuhu.

Oo nga naman, pag umuulan.. mag-payong! Jogging with payong? Why not!

#3: Pinapaliguan ko c jethro, nung malapit na kami matapos sabi niya:
Jethro: mommy, di pa ako shampoo eh
Me: di ba nag-shampoo ka khapon?
Jethro: Opo
Me: O bukas naman para hndi mag dry yung hair mo (para bng naiintindihan na niya yung concept ng dry hair  :D)
Jethro (syempre hindi): eh gusto ko shampoo eh!
Me (syempre nagmatigas): Sige ka, malalagas yung hair mo. Gusto mo ba, kalbo ka paglaki mo?
Jethro: (nagmatigas din): Opo!
To cut the story short… nanalo pa din ako.. even if I have to carry him out of the bathroom na nag-iiyak.
Later that night… ibang mood, ibang feel naman. Me and hubby are watching jethro playing. Parang naging senti ako kasi parang kailan lang baby pa to.. tas ngayon ang laki-laki na. So naglambing ako sa kanya.
Me: (pahimas-himas  pa sa ulo niya) Jethro, anak… ano gusto mo paglaki mo?
Jethro: (still playing and without batting an eyelash): kalbo.
Daddy: ano??!! (hay naku daddy, mahabang kwento) ;D

Hay mommies. True enough, kids say the darndest things.
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Re: It came from the mouth of children
« Reply #81 on: September 18, 2009, 05:36:51 am »

here is a conversation we had when Joshua was 4 years old....

Joshua: mommy what is my daddy's name? di ko pala alam? what name will I put here?
(may homework kasi sila na kelangan ilagay father's name and mother's name)

bigla tuloy ako natulala that time.

another conversation we had:

Joshua: Mommy, when I am already old I will still kiss and hug you, kasi love kita (sabay embrace ng mahigpit sa kin)









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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #82 on: November 04, 2009, 11:40:32 pm »

We went to a wake and served were a lot of snacks. My daughter delightedly saw a table full of it.

"Mama, can I have some?"
"sure!"
"How many?"
"As many as you can eat."
"Wow, FOR free!?"
"Haha, yes."
"Oh, this is my lucky day, I can have all the food I like."
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #83 on: November 05, 2009, 01:02:06 pm »

minsan nanonood kami ng tv with my pamangkin tapos since 3pm na may 3 o'clock prayer:

pamangkin: Si jesus babae
me:lalaki si jesus
pamangkin: babae, tignan mo mahaba ang buhok
me: di lahat ng mahaba ang buhok babae, lalaki si jesus
pamangkin: babae nga si jesus

wala na akong nasabi
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #84 on: November 06, 2009, 12:52:39 am »

we were on the 3rd floor terrace of a friend's house. my hubby pointed out to kuya AJ (3y.o.) the trees surrounding the area.
Hubby: Look baby ang daming trees no.
Kuya AJ: Ay papa, bakit puro "3s", bakit walang "2s"

haha our kuya thought that his papa was referring to the number 3!!!  ;D
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #85 on: November 06, 2009, 08:22:45 pm »

My daughter came home from school the other day telling me how excited she was that she was chosen to do the solo part on their school's Christmas Presentation. She will sing the "Angels we have heard on high..." and her classmates will sing the "Glo..ooooo...oooo..ria!..." She always practice her solo part at home na malapit na kaming magsuot ng earplugs.
The full story is, the part is suppose to be for her best friend, a shy girl. On their 1st practice, her friend was made to sing the solo and she was fine. But my daughter wants to be the one to do the solo and made "kulit" the program coordinator. Since malakas ang loob ng daughter ko at mahiyain nga yung classmate niya and can't speak for herself, sa daughter ko nalang binigay yung role.
In other words, nang-agaw siya ng role.
She wants me to keep it a secret to her Dada. She wants to surprise him on their Christmas program. Kinuwento ko pa rin kay Hubby. Nakakatawa eh.
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #86 on: November 07, 2009, 12:44:12 am »

my hubby & my son Ram

DADDY: what is your name?
RAM: my name is Ram Symon B. Orquiza
DaDDY: how old are you?
RAM: i'm 4 years old!
DADDY: where do you leave?
RAM: i live in E.Tuazon St. Navotas City!
DADDY: who is your father?
RAM: my father....d son & d holy Spirit amen!!!


MOMMY & DADDY: hahaha
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #87 on: November 07, 2009, 01:28:39 am »

talking to maxene, my youngest 5 years old

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mommy- maxx how old are you?
max- 3 years old
mommy - no you're 5 years old na
max- but look mommy i'm only 3 (3 ft. tall)
( while measuring her height)  ;D

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we are reading her books, and i saw one activity that we review

instructions: check the places that you already see
max - i check the park, the school, mall & market
mommy - how bout this one.... airport?
max - not included mommy, never been to disneyland! ...........
...... mommy can we go to disneyland tom?.....
(oh di ba? airport lang pinag uusapan namin napunta kami ng disneyland )  ;D

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she saw me one time changing my sanitary napkin
max- mommy why do u have that ?
mommy - bec. im a big girl already :)
max - do u have ouch there? in your pepe?
mommy - no, i have my period, you will have this too when you're a big girl
max - oh no!!!!! i dont want to have that blood thing



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while watching tv
max- mom whats a wedding?
mommy - (shortcut mag explain eh :) ... when a big girl and a big boy love each other, they get married, and thats a wedding
max - can i have a wedding when i grow up?
mommy - sure, with whom?
max - with daddy!

harharhar  ;D
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #88 on: November 07, 2009, 01:35:33 am »

We went to a wake and served were a lot of snacks. My daughter delightedly saw a table full of it.

"Mama, can I have some?"
"sure!"
"How many?"
"As many as you can eat."
"Wow, FOR free!?"
"Haha, yes."
"Oh, this is my lucky day, I can have all the food I like."


hahaha!funny tlaga daughter mo mommyjazz!
i wanna share my son's kakulitan....

We went to a wake yesterday(actually its my son's first visit to a wake but he has the idea na what's the meaning of "dead")so he asked me why the lady is dead, i told him bcoz she's too old na and wants to be w/ her husband na and with the Lord.
He replied with a questionable look on his face and said "she's like Cory Aquino?"
Then i replied "yes"
After hours of waiting and mingling w/ other children...he climb on my lap and and said that he's tired so I told him to rest coz in a little while we will go home na rn.
He closed his eyes...after 3 mins. he opened his eyes and said, "I'm not yet dead mommy ha!"
I blurted out "Of course you're not!" and laughed!
He seemed serious though!
So i relayed the story to his dad in a group nearby and all of them laughed at my son's statement!
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Re: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS :)
« Reply #89 on: November 29, 2009, 10:18:28 pm »

Julia: Mama, now I know why Adam and Eve doesn't wear clothes.
Me: Why?
Julia: Because there were no other people to sew for them.
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