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♥maarte♥

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Re: Kids say the darnest things :)
« Reply #285 on: September 24, 2012, 11:05:45 am »

i posted this on my twitter:

Me: Pia mataba ba talaga si mom?
Pia: Opo.
Me: bakit mo nasabi?
Pia: kasi love kita eh.

#TheTruthHurts #Basag LOL.
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« Reply #286 on: September 24, 2012, 11:30:14 am »

My kids would go to grocery with me. So we buy everything we need kasama na diapers nila and my napkin. When my eldest was 3 years old, she asked me, "mom, what's that??" I plainly says "mommy's diaper". So everytime we go to grocery, she never forgets it whenever we pass the napkins section and say it aloud "mommy, don't forget your diaper!"

Then one time nagkatagos ako and my 3 year old boy said to his dad "daddy, get betadine, merong sugat si mommy" sabi ni daddy, "saan?", ayun oh sa short niya!!

Minsan, we really under estimate our kids! : P
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« Reply #287 on: September 24, 2012, 08:38:36 pm »

My 3 year old daughter gusto na daw ng kapatid..nagdrama at umiyak dapat daw may baby na tyan ko hindi puro rice ang laman..sabi ko sabihin mo kay papa..

bebeko: Pa, gusto ko ng baby
Papa: Matulog ka kasi ng maaga..
bebeko:(Bumalik sa akin galing kusina) Ma,totoo ba yung sabi ni papa pag maaga ako matulog magkakaroon ako ng kapatid?
Me: Nagulat hahaha...Opo,pero saka na anak kasi di pa kaya ni mama..si baby na lang muna baby mo(pinsan niya)
       ayun pumayag naman hahaha...
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Re: Kids say the darnest things :)
« Reply #288 on: November 13, 2012, 02:11:18 am »

mommyjazz, super cute ng stories mo....... nakakatuwa hehe....

my daughter is only 1 year ang 4 months old.... so, wala pa akong makwento like yours...

but i am very touched everytime she kiss me...as in tulis nguso at gusto niya pa sa lips ko....and ni-lolove niya ako--- means yayakapin niya ako and nilalapit niya face niya sa cheeks ko...

she calls me  " im-meee"- short for mommy.... hindi niya pa masabi eh hehe...

or mimimimimi....... :)









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Re: Kids say the darnest things :)
« Reply #289 on: November 13, 2012, 12:11:15 pm »

Helow mga sis! Pa join ako! This story is actually my boss's, kwento niya lang smen, share ko lang :)
Nag.uusap si boss and his driver, with Rafa, boss's son who is 6 yrs old by that time :)
Driver: Sir, my sugat ako sa paa, hndi gumagaling.
Boss: Pinatingin mo na b?
Driver: Di pa nga po eh, masakit pa naman.
Rafa: (Playing with psp, without looking up) Naku kuya, diabetes na yan! Ganyan na ganyan yung kay lolo eh!

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Re: Kids say the darnest things :)
« Reply #290 on: December 14, 2012, 12:24:46 am »

Since yung mag tatay ko na lang ang magkasama sa bahay for now sa text at messages ko na lang nababasa ang kalokohan ng anak ko  :D

Last week hina-high blood na si hubby sa kanya sa sobrang kulit niya...
Hubby: Lila hindi na ako natutuwa sa iyo!
Nagtitigan pa daw muna sila kasi alam niya naman pag galit si hubby. Kaya lang sumagot...
Lila: Ako baba natutuwa ako sabay hagikgik

 ;D Pumutok parang bubbles daw high blood niya. Pati sya napatawa.

Tapos the other day text ng bunso namin. Iniwan sya ni hubby sa kuya ko dahil may pinuntahan. Pinapa-nap sya nung tanghali kaya lang nangungulit.

Kuya: Bakit hindi ka natutulog?
Lila: Natutulog naman po ako sa gabi.

Hindi daw agad naka react kuya ko sa sagot niya ;D
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« Reply #291 on: December 14, 2012, 02:39:44 pm »

May saket yung 3-year old daughter ku and ang hirap talaga painumin ng gamot. One time, hinalo ku sa orange juice yung gamot and here goes our conversation ---

Baby: Mom, taste mu.
Mom: (tasted it), okay naman baby, it's good.
Baby: Okay, syu nalang! (sabay talikod pa) ;D

Waaah!  ;D >:(
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« Reply #292 on: January 10, 2013, 11:12:17 am »

Kakauwi ko lang ng bahay after office

ME: baby bless mommy and kiss mommy
Matthew my two years old bless and kissed me.

Mathhew: daddy kiss daddy
Dad lapit kay matthew kikiss

Matthew: no daddy kiss mommy

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« Reply #293 on: January 10, 2013, 11:15:27 am »

May saket yung 3-year old daughter ku and ang hirap talaga painumin ng gamot. One time, hinalo ku sa orange juice yung gamot and here goes our conversation ---

Baby: Mom, taste mu.
Mom: (tasted it), okay naman baby, it's good.
Baby: Okay, syu nalang! (sabay talikod pa) ;D

Waaah!  ;D >:(

ganyan din sakit ng 2 year old ko mommy...sasabihin naman nyan sa kin ikaw muna mommy...

tapos one time hinalo namin sa milk niya eh strawberry flavor kumulay sa milk niya naging pink sabi na hindi ito gatas mommy hindi ito gatas tapos iyak ng iyak hahaha
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Re: Kids say the darnest things :)
« Reply #294 on: January 10, 2013, 02:34:30 pm »

lara my 2yr old daughter after crying because she didnt get what she want...
mommy:  im sorry my dear, but thats bad for you
lara:  always sorry always sorry, you leave me alone, im mad!
mommy: shocked with the response  :o
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« Reply #295 on: January 28, 2013, 04:18:43 pm »

My 7yo asked me: Mom what is crush? Me: it's an admiration between a girl or a boy, your too young for that! My son: oh I see, I thought its like when a 2 cars bumped each other nd they CRASHED!
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Re: Kids say the darnest things :)
« Reply #296 on: February 01, 2013, 12:32:22 pm »

Haha katuwa mga posts nyo. Ako naman pag nasa furniture shop kami. Eh sa house yung underwear ko nakalagay sa drawer tapos laging nilalaro ng anak ko. Yung nga pag nsa furniture shop kami pag nagbubukas ng drawer yung   2 year old daughter ko itatanong ba naman sakin: "mommy, nasan bra mo? Nasan panty mo?" Natatawa nlang ako and wishing ako lang ang nakakaintindi haha
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« Reply #297 on: February 01, 2013, 03:55:09 pm »

every morning, as i prepare for my work, my daughter's always watching me. she ask:

pia: mommy, ang lipstick ba is for big girls lang?
me: yes, pangdalaga lang en pang mommy.. o pang nanay.
pia: pang teacher rona din?
me: yes. why ask? you want this on your lips? dalaga ka na ba?
pia: hindi pa po.  wala pa akong boyfriend kasi hindi pa marunong mag write ng name si Daniel (nursery classmate)

ayun, may target na'ng i-boyfriend and dalaga kong 4 years old!
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« Reply #298 on: February 14, 2013, 01:41:45 pm »

Hahaha nakakatuwa...
Yung son ko kasi 2years old palang siya nun
Son:mommy anjan na yung mga kainuman ni daddy kasama yung suka ng suka tapos iinom nanaman (natawa talaga kami nito)

Now na 3 years old siya
Son:mommy si yaya suka ng suka hindi naman nakainom...buntis yata e

nawindang kaming lahat dito..kaya pinag Pt ko yaya niya ayun booom!positive nga..
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« Reply #299 on: February 14, 2013, 01:49:51 pm »

yung 3yr old daughter ko meron ulet at natawa din kami :)

bebeko: tito lam mo kinikilig ako kay coco martin

tito: oh talaga, paano?

bebeko: kasi kahit mgtago ako sa likod ng pinto tapos kahit madinig ko boses niya kinikilig pa rin ako

tito: alam mo ibig sabihin ng kilig?

bebeko: opo,ganito oh(tas kinilig na parang umihi ahahha)

tita: ganyan talaga beh pag crush,madinig lang ang boses may kilig na



hay naloka ako :o
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