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[preciouslara]

eto pa...
we go to my inlaws  yesterday, sabi ni lola lara kiss  me na,naligo na lola,napaisip ako bakit then i remember last month when we go there...rewind
 upon arriving
lola:  kiss nanay na, miss ka na eh, so lumapit kay lara
lara:( with a weird reaction on her face) nanay, you take a bath first then you can kiss me when you smells good na ok...napatawa na lang kami and no choice si lola kundi maligo na para makiss si lara...haha

[imeego]

earlier, when my 3 yr old boy was opening his snack box, he accidentally hit his face with the plastic cover..nagkaron sya ng bruise under his left eye...pag-uwi ni daddy nakita niya yung itsura ni baby..

daddy:  ano ba yan baby, christmas party nyo pa naman bukas tapos may black eye ka
baby:  ano ka ba daddy, di naman yan black oh, tingnan mo, violet yan...violet!!!!

  violet nga naman ang kulay daddy

[kathnrhai]

nakakatuwa mag back read.. hehe.. any way here's my Son's story( 2 yrs & 8 mos) old

christmas season na. and marami nang bata na nangagaroling sa labas:
( Railey's watching disney junior with my mom. and may nangangaroling sa labas)

Ayi: Nanay, ayan na naman mga bata. bakit sila pabalik balik ( with matching kunot sa noo)

lola: ok lang baby, si-sing lang sila. sabihin mo patawad.

Ayi: ( sumilip sa bintana then say ) PATAWAG!!! ( nag alisan naman yung mga bata..hahaha.. marunong na ang baby ko...hehe

[kathnrhai]

Another story:

currently nagpapalipas ng oras sa kwarto while watching TV with ayi. Pinagsasabihan ko sya that time dahil may ginawa syang kalikutan.. at parang pang 3rd time ko nang sinasabi yung ginawa niya.

Me: Baby, di ba sabi ni mommy makikinig ka palagi? di ba sabi ko dapat behave ka lang?

Ayi: mommy bakit ka paulit ulit?


ngek. i cant sop my self to laugh.even i have tried to. seryoso ko syang kinakausap sabay banat sa akin ng bakit daw ako paulit ulit?...haaiii. marunong nang mangatwiran..tsktsk

[imeego]

si baby (3 y/o son) may ubo't sipon na naman...

mommy:  baby kelan ka ba magpapagaling?
baby: bukas na lang
mommy: ha? bukas na lang? eh bakit di pa ngayon?
baby:  bukas na lang mommy..busy pa ako ngayon eh

okay

[Mommy Jazz]

Nagising kami wala na yung lower tooth ni bunso. Hindi ko mahanap sa bed so I asked him.
Me: "Where's your tooth?"
Bunso: "The Tooth Fairy took it!"

Mabuti nalang hindi naghanap ng pera sa unan. Malaman nalunok na niya yon habang tulog. Ngii!

[momVeh]

Nagising kami wala na yung lower tooth ni bunso. Hindi ko mahanap sa bed so I asked him.
Me: "Where's your tooth?"
Bunso: "The Tooth Fairy took it!"

Mabuti nalang hindi naghanap ng pera sa unan. Malaman nalunok na niya yon habang tulog. Ngii!

@Moomyjazz ->galing naman ng bunso mo

[imeego]

this happened 2 days ago...nasa room kami, nagpalit ako ng shirt while si baby (3 years old) nakatingin...

baby: mommy, anong nangyari sa tummy mo?
me: ha? bakit?
baby: ayan oh, tingnan mo daming rashes
me:    (tummy ko kasi full of stretch marks na after giving birth to 2 kids...kala niya rashes hehe)

[Daddy_Jay]

3 year old Baby boy stood on a chair with her "kapa" on and asked mommy:

"Gwapa na baby?"  HAHAHA!

[Denaia]

I remember what my then 5 yr old cousin told us during our reunion.

The reunion was held on the very top floor of a building and as kids, we were playing *warning, don't imitate us. we were juvenile kids by then* by throwing tissue paper out of the open window and watching where it lands. the adults saw us and told us to stop. of course since my cousin was the youngest of all, she was purely innocent so when we stopped, she encouraged us to play again and this is what she said.

"Laro pa tayo, dali na. Hulugan sa building."

Medyo mapanganib....

[Mommy Jazz]

My 7yo boy is very sweet. He loves me so much we wants to marry me when he grows up. I'm used to getting proposals from him everyday until one day binawi niya kasi pinagalitan ko siya.
bunso: "I will not marry you anymore!"
Me: "Fine! You're not the 1st man I turned down."

[kiddiedoc]

Dinner time with my kids..
Me: Kuya eat squash, it's for better eyesight..
Franco: ok mom
After eating..
Me: have you seen my phone
Franco: nope mom
..found out its just near me
Franco: you know what mom I think you need to eat a lot of squash, sabay talikod..

[Mommy Jazz]

The night before Mother's Day"

Bunso: “Mama, can I help you with your project tomorrow? I love art.
Me: “Nah, I don’t feel like working. It’s a special day tomorrow.”
“What special day?”
“Guess. They always show the greeting on Disney Channel and CN.”
“Starwars Day?”
“No. It’s like a holiday.”
“Labor Day?”
“No, it’s a special day for a family member.”
“Starts with what letter?”
“M.”
“Monster Weekend!”

https://mommyjazz.wordpress.com/2015/05/10/mothers-day-blues/

[ahyzeyuh]

me: iah I told you to speak in English, just like before when you were a baby (iah is now 6yrs old)
iah: mom nasa pilipinas tau, bakit ako mageenglish?
me: okay nasa pilipinas tayo, but that's not an excuse why you wont speak/talk in English
iah: my classmates doesn't talk in English, ako lang and they are laughing at me
im tired of being a laughing chicken

[jehn condez]

just want to share this conversation i had with my 4 years old nephew..

me: gian pag nagbungguan ang trak at ang jeep, sinong malakas?
gian: SI PACQUIAO ! (answered quickly)