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jecolet

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wife vs. husband
« on: January 29, 2010, 01:53:13 pm »

for smart women who needed a good laugh (and for a few good men who can handle the truth) ;) hehe! peace y'all!

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day....
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
 
 

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........ .."HEBREWS"
 


The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


     God may have created man before woman, but there is always a  rough draft before the masterpiece.  ;)




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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 02:21:11 pm »

funny!  :) i'll let hubby read this
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 02:26:06 pm »

ako rin papabasa ko to :).. love it!

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
hahaha

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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 02:36:40 pm »



Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2010, 02:37:36 pm »

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a  rough draft before the masterpiece.  ;)

So.... kailan pa ba balak ibigay ni God yung masterpiece ng MAN? tagal-tagal na eh..  ;)
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 02:44:32 pm »

haha, nice!
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 07:03:36 pm »

ha ha ha... ;D aren't we all clever mga mommies?
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 10:01:52 pm »

ang galing!nakakatuwa naman bravo sis...
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 10:35:37 pm »

sobrang natawa ako sa "creation"..  8)
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 07:00:04 am »

love this!!! ano kaya if i-send ko ito sa ewan ko ngayon... ano kaya mararamdaman niya... ::) ako kasi, talagang natuwa!  ;D ;)
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2010, 01:49:34 am »

hahahaa

Astig si Wifey ahh!!!!

in laws daw!!!

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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2011, 01:34:20 pm »

haha..nice 1!! ;D

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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2011, 12:31:41 am »

kakaaliw naman to  :)
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You know you're in a good place when you can laugh at something that would have made you mad in the past...:)

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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 02:58:38 am »

Thumbs up to all women out there. ayos to ahh... ^^
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Re: wife vs. husband
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2012, 08:40:54 am »

Hi everyone..i would like to recommend listening to Mark Gungor's videos on Youtube. Mas maganda if sabay kayong mag-asawa manood. It may save some marriages. :)
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