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Anne Mercado

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Funny things kids say when they pray
« on: January 21, 2012, 07:59:36 pm »

Praying with your child is a way of bonding too.

After I wrote a post for SP about 6 Things to Teach Your Kids About Praying (http://goo.gl/1gZjz), other moms started telling me cute things their kids would pray for.

My son used to say, "God, please bless the TV."

What about you? What cute or funny things have your children said while praying?
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 02:05:48 pm »

My daughter is 2 years old.  Before we sleep, she is always the one to remind us to pray.  She tells me, "mommy, amen?  pray?"  Then we will lie down on the bed and make the sign of the cross (she already knows how to do it). 

Then when I start to say a prayer, like, "Dear Papa Jesus, thank you for taking care of Rian this day.....", she will also pray aloud saying, "akshto....akshto.....askshto..."

So I wondered,  what does "AKSHTO" mean?????

Kaka-decipher nung sinabi niya, I suddenly realized what it means....it's a prayer alright...it's "O Diyos Ko, O Diyos Ko, O Diyos Ko..."

Now I wonder...san niya nalaman yung line na yun????!!!! Haha!
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 03:59:36 pm »

After ng litanies namin ni hubby ng wants na gustong hingiin binibigyan namin sya ng chance niya, moment para sya naman. The first time narinig namin napahagalpak talaga kami ni hubby ng malakas  ;D Nasira yung "peaceful moment" sana nung prayer.

Me: Say what you want to Baba God lei. Say Baba Jesus please I want____
Tas ang tagal niya nag-isip. Talagang concentrate then said
Lila: Baba Jus (sounded like baba juice) I want eggs....
hotdog....
fen fries (french fries)
chicken....
jollibee....
ma do! (mcdo)
Thank you!
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Hanggang ngayon kahit sa simbahan mismo kami nagdadasal. Pag binibigyan ko sya ng moment. Nangunguna pa rin ang eggs.

Then pag pray namin yung dream house in description kasi
Hubby: Basketball Court
Me: Garden
Lila: Swim Pool please!  ;D Alam niya yun yung kanya.
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 06:32:37 pm »

my 3yo and 5mos old daughter always pray like ds

"Lord Jesus thank you for all the blessing (with matching standing obviation with wide arms open)
thank you for the milk, food..etc etc

Lord jesus sorry if im so makulit.. . u know jesus mama always angry to me..can u protect my mama...

Lord jesus can u buy me PSP and bike, and etc etc.. then Our father... then I love u Jesus Amen"

hhehe
 
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 08:56:12 pm »

How cute! Thank you for sharing your stories mommies, put a smile on my face.

My son sometimes says, "God please bless my classmates but not the boys because they are bad." Natatawa ako when he says this!
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 10:45:20 pm »

ang cute!!!! si kent naman pag nag p pray,palagi niya sinasabi,PAPA GOD, BILI MO KONG TRICYCLE HA? AMEN
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 11:42:02 pm »

my niece .. 3 yrs old

papa jesus thank you for today...
sana bantayan mo kami while sleeping
sana magkababy na ako..
para meron na akong pangigigilan
amen


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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 12:53:44 am »

my niece .. 3 yrs old

papa jesus thank you for today...
sana bantayan mo kami while sleeping
sana magkababy na ako..
para meron na akong pangigigilan
amen


 ;D

funny hehe.. share ko lang s baby ko although usual na lang na maririnig s mga bata.. mama tell to Jesus to give us money so that we can buy baby na....
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 07:08:13 am »

My 4yr old son nung umuulan :

Jesus, please bless daddy para not basa his tshirt wen go home... Love you. Gudnyt  ;D
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2012, 02:06:41 pm »

pag pray si rered sa gabi before sleeping, lagi niya sabi papa jesus enkyu for dede. unight! bulol pa, tas alam lang niya sabihin tekyou for my dede hehe. :D
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2012, 02:45:22 pm »

yung 21 months old baby ko naman before going to bed pag sinabi ko na let's pray

uupo na sya then she puts her hands together, bow her head and nakapikit saka sasabihing ...LORD as in buo tapos pabulong bulong sya ..then malakas na Amen.

Actually yung salitang Amen the moment na nakapagsalita sya lagi nyang sinsabi un, sa church Amen sya ng Amen as in ang lalakas at timing talaga, lahat sila nablebless at natutuwa pag naririnig si baby na nag a-Amen.

At pag praise and worship talaga namang di rin nagpapahuli si baby as todo kanta , clap , sayaw at matching pagtaas taas pa ng kamay. :)
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 11:13:20 am »

my 2yo son naman ipepray namin na "Bless mama, Bless papa... etc" tapos kada tapos ng isang tao na pinapabless namin ituturo niya or sasabihin niya kung nasaan yung tao.

Sample:
Me: Papa Jesus Bless Tito
My Baby: Hmmm... tito asa opis
Me: Bless Mamay (my mother)
My Baby: Mamay baba

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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2012, 01:24:56 pm »

one time, my niece led the prayer before eating during our family reunion. sabi niya: lord, bigyan mo po kami ng madaming pera. :D hindi man lang nagpasalamat sa pagkain lol.
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2012, 01:57:35 pm »

These are all so cute, mommies (and aunties)- thank you for sharing!
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Re: Funny things kids say when they pray
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2012, 04:02:30 pm »

yung 21 months old baby ko naman before going to bed pag sinabi ko na let's pray

uupo na sya then she puts her hands together, bow her head and nakapikit saka sasabihing ...LORD as in buo tapos pabulong bulong sya ..then malakas na Amen.

Actually yung salitang Amen the moment na nakapagsalita sya lagi nyang sinsabi un, sa church Amen sya ng Amen as in ang lalakas at timing talaga, lahat sila nablebless at natutuwa pag naririnig si baby na nag a-Amen.

At pag praise and worship talaga namang di rin nagpapahuli si baby as todo kanta , clap , sayaw at matching pagtaas taas pa ng kamay. :)

naku ganyan din anak ko, amen lang naririnig ko...
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