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Laugh At These Funny Stories Of Parents: 'O, Bukas Na Tiyan Mo' Dad Said During CS Birth
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  • Too many things give us headaches nowadays--the soaring prices of onions, the grueling commute, and the never ending question, “Am I good enough as a parent?”

    But sometimes, in the midst of all these things, we find pockets of happiness and laughter, brought to us by our husbands and partners!

    Marriage is surely challenging, but sometimes, it’s funnier than a TV show!

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    For example, can wives count how many times your husband asks you where his wallet is? Or the car keys? Only to find out those are all in his pockets.

    An anonymous mom asked parents in the Smart Parenting Village about their funny moments with their husbands and partners and brought too many LOLs!

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    Here are our favorites.

    Funny stories of tired parents

    1. Aligaga si Daddy kasi manganganak na.

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    Most parents can relate to all the aligaga moments when mom is about to give birth, but this dad wasn't panicking. He was so cool and calm, taking his sweet time

    Shayne Lou Detera shared, “Yung pinaka pinaka-hindi ko malilimutan is yung manganganak na ako, tapos sabi ba naman niya daan muna tayo sa bank kasi mag-wi-withdraw pa daw sya, hehe... Pagkatapos nun, pag dating namin sa ER, dineretso na ako sa delivery room kasi palabas na yung baby namin.”

     'Jusko hanggang sa panaginip niya inisip niya negosyo namin. Pero yung nanganganak na misis, di inisip.' -Tejada Reyes Arjayssa

    Well, dad’s not wrong though, you definitely need cash in the hospital!

    2. Padating na si baby, pero huwag kalimutan ang negosyo.

    Another labor and delivery story was shared by Tejada Reyes Arjayssa, “Yung naglalabor na ako, tapos siya tulog pa.

    "Sabi ko, 'Dy, manganganak na ako'. Sumagot ang loko ng, 'Yung mga boxes ng dishwashing liquid.'

    "Tapos tulog ulit... Jusko hanggang sa panaginip niya inisip niya negosyo namin. Pero yung nanganganak na misis, di inisip.”

    And again, being a provider is innate to every father, right?

    3. Play-by-play of mommy's cesasrean section

    Another story in the operating room was shared by Jojie Jugo-Velasco, “Nasa operating room kami kasi manganganak na ako, na emergency CS dahil 26 hours na ako nag labor di pa ako fully dilated. Sabi ng OB sa husband ko, kausapin ako.

    Husband: O bukas na ang tiyan mo.
    Me: *face palm*

    This story sent Smart Parenting Village to ROFL! Seriously, sometimes dads are more lutang in these birthing moments. 

    4. Revising historical literature

    Barty Sto. Domingo shared her conversation with her husband, while watching the trending show Maria Clara at Ibarra

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    Nakita namin ang trailer ng Maria Clara at Ibarra sa GMA.

    Husband: Saan ngang branch ng Ibarra tayo kumain? 
    Wife: Huh? Wala namang kainan na ganun 
    Husband: Ah alam ko na, sa Solenad. (Feeling proud) Sarap nga ng food nila. Yung blah blah blah (Kwento ng ibang details para maalala ko)
    Wife: Anong Ibarra? Baka naman Crisostomo??!! 

    Hagalpak ako sa tawa. Tawang tawa din sya (Sabay bato ng unan sa akin)

    5. Chapstick, pinagkamalang chocolate

    A story with ‘evidence’ was shared by Bea Marquez, “Nung inireklamo ng asawa ko yung pasalubong samin na chocolate galing amerika. Bakit daw lasang mantika.

    "Bakit lasang mantika yung chocolate?" asked a dad.
    PHOTO COURTESY OF BEA MARQUEZ

    6. Halatang hindi nagluluto si daddy

    Another funny story was shared by Mary Joy Cam Manuel, “Nag-date kami dati sa Dampa, mamimili na kami ng seafood nun at dumating kami sa large hipon section, hilaw na lulutuin nila.

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    Tinulungan ko siya ilabas yung tricycle namin sa parking, pero nakalimutan akong isakay! Nalaman nalang niya pag-uwi na naiwan niya ako. -Jezzamay Capiral-Salvatierra

    "Sabi ko bili kami, ayaw daw niya pero favorite niya yun. Sabi ba naman niya, ‘Ayoko niyan, gusto ko yung orange na’.

    "Sabi ko tang@! Pag luto na magiging orange yan, hilaw pa kasi. Tawa siya ng tawa, nagpaghahalataan hindi nagluluto. Natawa din samin yung tindero.

    Most couples can relate to this especially if the other one does not cook!

    7. Reminder: Misis mo ako, hindi nanay

    Another Dad lutang moment from Monica Par, “Sa sobrang pagod ni mister galing work, nag-bless sakin pag dating imbes na kiss sa lips.. Tanggal yung pagkalutang niya kakatawa....”

    We can’t blame Dad, though! We know how stressful work is!

    8. Pasakay naman sa tricycle natin!

    One more ‘lutang’ story was added by Jezzamay Capiral-Salvatierra, “Nagsimba kami gamit tricycle namin. After ng mass at pauwi na nga kami... Tinulungan ko pa siya iayos ung tricycle at di kami makalabas sa parking (tulak-tulak ako ganon).

    "Nung okay na, bigla niya pinaandar yung tricycle at pinatakbo.... Abaaaa, kinalimutan niya ako isakay.

    "Tinatawag ko siya at tinatawagan ko sa phone para sabihin na hindi niya ako sinakay sa tricycle pero dahil siguro driving hindi niya naririnig sigaw ko at call ko sa phone. Nakarating siya sa bahay, saka pa lang niya nalaman na hindi niya pala ako sakay. ”

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    9. Did you pay for this grocery basket?

    We’re not judging Dads, but here is another lutang moment from Jennifer Maribao. “Bagong panganak ako sa second so si hubby at three-year-old na super likot na toddler namin ang nag-grocery. Pagdating niya, nagulat ako nasa pinto namin yung basket ng Savemore.

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    "Tawa ako ng tawa sabi ko, 'Puyat ka nga'. Medyo mahirap pigilan tawa ko, CS ba naman pero wala, laughtrip talaga, haha.

    "Navideohan ko pa yun after kong mahimasmasan . Sa sobrang pagmamadali niya daw kasi ang likot nga ng kasama niya, yung naglagay siya sa sasakyan ng mga pinamili, yung basket naisama.

    Don’t worry, we’ll never tell the grocery!

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    10. Sleepwalks to take care of baby

    At one point in our child’s newborn days, we were all like this. “When our eldest was only days old and yung husband ko ay bagong tatay, medyo di pa siya nakakatulog ng maayos sa gabi and I think nagkaka-nightmares siya na may nangyayari kay baby sa ka-praningan, tells Camilla Fernandez-De Dios.

    "So one night, habang buhat ko si baby, bumangon siya, pumunta sa crib, 'binuhat yung baby' (pero take note, yung baby karga ko) pinosition na parang upright, pina-burp at binalik sa crib. Ako naman pinapanood ko lang siya habang natatawa.

    "Tapos nung babalik na siya sa kama, naalimpungatan ata, nakita nya karga ko son namin, nagising siya hahaha sabi nya 'Ay, nasayo pala!'

    We know, Dads, that you only love your child so much!

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    11. In sickness and in health

    This next funny story embodies the wedding vow, “In sickness and in health”:

    “Nag-ask siya sakin if may gamot daw ba kami for toothache, hindi siya makabangon kasi masakit nga ngipin, kaya ako na kumuha sa kitchen cabinet.

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    "Tapos kumuha na din ako ng water, tapos ininom ko yung gamot at nag-water ako after. Pagbalik ko sa partner ko, hinahanap niya sakin yung gamot, na-windang ako kasi ako yung uminom! Natawa na lang kaming dalawa,” Meg Sampani said. 

    12. Miss, hindi po ako yung mister mo.

    To be fair to dads, here’s another ‘lutang’ moment of a mom. “Nag-oorder kami sa Mcdo… Busy ako mag-cellphone kaya siya ang umorder sa unahan… Niyakap ko yung lalaki sa harapan, ipinatong ko pa baba ko sa balikat niya saka ko tinuturo yung gusto kong iorder.

    "Nung lumingon, nagkagulatan kami hindi ko alam paano lalakad palayo. Iniwan na pala ko ng asawa ko nauna na sa table! Hiyang-hiya ako kay koya, natakot ako baka may kasamang GF yun! Tawang-tawa ko sa hiya papuntang table namin,” shared the anonymous mom who started the thread. 

    How about you, parents? What’s your funny moments with your partner? 

    Try to remember one funny moment, tell your husband and laugh together! This can be part of your new date nights. 

    Share it to us, too at Smart Parenting Village.

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