Nico Bolzico isn’t one to pretend to be all macho and domineering towards his wife, Solenn Heussaff. In fact, he has made a running gag of the “bullied husband” trope, with a self-proclaimed designation as the president of the #BulliedHusbandsClub.
On September 13, the president uploaded his third lesson from the #BHCAcademy or the Bullied Husbands Club Academy, where he lays down what is probably the most important rule of all: The wife IS the law!
He runs down a list of what a husband calls his wife's siblings and parents, concluding that because he calls everyone his “in-laws,” then his wife is “the law”!
His caption also pokes fun on his lesson, jokingly giving a promo code for a “masterclass.” He writes, “Another #BHCAcademy free lesson for all the #BulliedHusbandsClub Members. For the long version you can get them @masterclass. Promo Code: THEDOGHOUSEOISMYNATURALHABITAT”
The celebrity entrepreneur and dad to Tili started the BHCAcademy “online” with a video posted all the way last year in March 2020, complete with a whiteboard and everything! He's also wearing glasses because it's a serious lesson, you know?
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In the video he shows two scenarios — when the husband does something wrong and when the wife does something wrong — and what happens after. He interjects that the second scenario hardly happens because it's the wifezillas who decide what is right and what is wrong LOL.
“You do something wrong, she gets upset, you apologize — very important. Now when she does something wrong, you get upset, she gets upset again, and you apologize also,” he says in the first lesson of the “Academy nobody asked for.”
Just in case you don't agree, Nico writes in the caption, “Please re-watch this lecture until the idea is clear, it is not as simple as it seems (as marriage); after some theory and practical tests, we will be able to move to lecture number two.”
The second lesson happened more than a year after the first on September 5, 2021, which we think is much cuter — the dad is using his little one’s chalkboard!
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“Today we are going to talk about phonetics and the silent letters in each word. For example, [in] Psychology, the ‘P’ is silent. Honesty, the ‘H’ is silent. Knife, the ‘K’ is silent.”
The last word is ‘wife’ and for this Nico draws an arrow towards him. “Wife... The husband is silent.” Gold!
The discount code of the “class” is equally hilarious as the other codes: IFIAMEATINGBEEFANDMYWIFESAYSITISCHICKENTHENMUSTBECHICKEN
Do you agree with these lessons? Time to sign up your hubby for Nico’s BHC Academy!