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'Nasira Ang Moment!’: Nahuli Kami Ni Baby Mag Sexy Time
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    207 comments. 

    That’s how many parents from our Smart Parenting Village enjoyed and related to the thread of an anonymous mom who shared that their toddler caught them right in the middle of sex and how they dealt with it.

    Anonymous group member shared her story: Naglambing si husband ng “alam niyo na yan” so mommy put LO to sleep as early as possible.

    “So si mister pumasok na ng room, pumatong siya sa akin nang biglang bumangon si LO at nag-piggy back ride sa tatay niya.

    “Hindi pa nakuntento, pumagitna pa sa amin. Inis ni mister ewan ko na lang, lumabas nalang ulit ng room kasi di talaga matutulog si LO pag nasa room si Tatay kasi makikipaglaro pa.”

    She ends her story by comforting herself that such is life with a toddler

    “Share ko lang buhay ng may toddler. Natatawa ako na naaawa kay mister, pero okay naman siya, naghihilik na sa sala. Some other time nalang.”

    Standing ovation

    Parents from the village couldn’t help but say “Relate!” and ‘OMG hindi lang pala kami yung ganito!’ to this funny anonymous story.

    Sheila Regala shared her own experience, “Si Mister pumatong at kasalukuyan na ang alam niyo na, si baby na akala naming tulog, biglang umupo at pumalakpak na parang nag-cheer sa Daddy niya. Grabe tawa namin at ayun nasira ang momentum.”

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    Other parents in the thread call their kids “living contraceptive” while others are asking for babysitting services–kahit thirty minutes lang daw, please.

    Why are you riding mommy’s back?

    Raisa Bernardo says she experienced a similar situation as the anonymous post. “Naalala ko din samin nung toddler pa yung daughter ko, nagising din siya sabi pa, ‘Daddy, why are you riding mommy’s back?’ Eh di nganga kami, hahaha!”

    She jokes that now that her daughter is older, she doesn’t know how to grant her request. “Mahirap pa rin ngayon, nanghihingi ng kapatid pero ayaw mag sarili ng room haha. Till now naka co-sleep.”

    Some parents shared how frequently they enjoy sex, averaging once a week based on replies. A few comment that they’d be lucky with that figure.

    Sheila also says “Noong kaka-aral lang maglakad, akala namin busy siya habang naka talikod sa amin tapos bigla niya ginaya Papa niya. Never na namin ginawa na gising siya kahit  naka talikod siya.

    Bakit may earthquake?

    Parents with older kids shared their funny stories, with a few like Jheng Pajantoy whose child thought there might have been an earthquake.

    “Kinabukasan naman tinanong ako ng anak ko, Mama bakit may nanginginig kagabi? Ayyyyyyy. Sabi ko nalang nananaginip ako.”

    While some moms laugh at their situation, a few dads joined in on the thread saying nasirang moments are not at all fun. ‘Baby - 1 point, daddy - 0 points’ said a daddy villager.

    Pagurin si LO, kumot, at iba pang ‘expert’ tips

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    Of course parents couldn’t simply enjoy the thread without helping other parents out. After all, who else will help us out with our er, inconveniences, but fellow parents who have figured out how to keep their sex lives going?

    Gem Navarro says the secret is right there with you: blankets. “Kumot is key. Once gumalaw, pretend magtulog-tulugan kayo or tapikin mo ulit.

    “Pwede sa CR muna kayo kaso quickie nga lang. Basta lang pagbigyan mo si hubby. Para paaran din yan momsh, hehehe.”

    The excitement of stealing a moment is notable for some parents, a commenter replied “Exciting! Kasi nakaw na sandali. Ka-stress ba?” That’s one way to look at our “living contraceptives”!

    Most parents say that when they know they want to *wink wink* get it on, they make sure to tire out their kids so that they sleep soundly. And then it becomes mommy and daddy's turn to play.

    Divide the chores for better sex life

    A key tip for dads according to the thread: help mommy to get the babies to sleep earlier and without struggles.

    Here’s another reason to do so: An article on Hello Giggles says “Research shows heterosexual couples who divide up the chores evenly tend to have better and more frequent sex, and couples where the mom’s in charge of everything tend to have the lowest quality sex life.”

    Others say having sex during the wee hours of the morning, when the kids are sure to be fast asleep like 3 or 4 AM is what works for them.

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    Of course there’s also the experienced parent moves we all know too well when we just can’t be bothered with the other tips: Cocomelon, to the rescue!

    Here’s to all you parents who make sure you and your partners are sexually satisfied! May the odds be ever in your favor.

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